How the fuck did I survive Portland?
posted by jeremy on April 08, 2006
It must have been a close call. The passive-aggressive ninjas of art-faggery right on my tail, I'm guessing. I hope I shook them when I hit the road south...
I tell you my friends, monotony kills you faster than depleted uranium. Get out while you can. This is my final warning, then you are on your own. Nate, Soon Bok, Annica, make a run for it. Debbie, don't go back.
The bastards are waiting for you & if they catch you...
Who knows what will happen to you?
